Sunday, May 11, 2008

Forgiveness requested

Yesterday, holed up in my strep throat hovel (my bedroom) with popsicles and hot tea...I watched (all day!) a marathon of the most recent America's Next Top Model that is having its finale this Wednesday.
I am usually a rabid fan of the show. I did not watch this cycle, because Tyra annoyed me to no end the last cycle, and the show started to get under my skin. But yesterday I was so ill that I didn't really feel like watching my DVR'd selections (documentaries mainly)...and I kept it on the marathon. Which brings me here.


Dear Tyra,

I am so sorry for neglecting you, Jay Manuel, Miz Jay Alexander, the juicy Nigel Barker, and the Twiggy-replacement Paulina Porizkova. I stand corrected. The show is still skittles mixed with marshmallow cheesy goodness, and I seek solace and acceptance. I thank you Tyra, for providing me with my makeup/fashion (sorta)/makeover/photography (sorta) fix...and tho I still want to poke you in the eye...I can't seem to quit you....But thanks most importantly for this (watch especially the Lauren bit about 5:54 in...)




...I'm a sheep that strayed from the flock. And I'm crossing my fingers for Anya. Or Fatima. Or Whitney. All of them. It's cheese in a tube mixed with body glitter, and I love every minute of it again.

But honestly? If I could choose? I'd chose Anya.



(I promise to return to my regularly scheduled programming tomorrow or Tuesday. Thank you for allowing me this brief diversion)...

5 comments:

Momo Fali said...

At first I was thinking, "How did I let her suck me into this?! I will never have this time back". But, then I watched Lauren and...well, thank you. I needed a good belly laugh! I think she was constipated.

Anonymous said...

Hilarious. I haven't watched this season. I'm sorry you are sick. I hope you feel better. Christine will not stop talking about Tennessee to see "her Xander".

Natalie said...

i can't believe you teased me like that! youtube is currently banned in turkey so all i saw was a blank white spot where i know something funny is supposed to be. sigh. day 5 of no youtube and counting. how am i ever supposed to live without my youtube?

Chrissy Johnson said...

Natalie, so the question is...when do you immigrate back to the states? Or at least to a country that allows YouTube? I would feel so lost and alone! ;)

Natalie said...

i know...we are headed back in november. and youtube comes and goes. it has been shut off numerous times and usually lasts a couple of weeks. i think the longest was a month. i know...i am having withdrawals.