I'm pretty good at taking other people's ideas....

...so while I was reading the archives of one of my favorite blogs, I decided to steal her ideas and take her identity. No, not the last part...just steal her idea. Just one. What I'm wondering is...does anyone have any questions you would like to ask me? They can be children's literature related or totally personal...all about my life or even the life of someone else...I'll answer them honestly, and sarcastically. This is partly to see if anyone reading is paying attention. And it's also blatant self-gratification. So there. Caller, your question?